So someone asked me recently, “what makes
you so awesome? All girls say they are, but what makes you so different?” My ego was the first thing to react. I gave
him the *WTF(renchToast) Screwface* as if to say “how dare you inquire of such
obviousness?! Haven’t you been paying attention?!” So, to humor this foolish mortal human,
I came up with some list that ended up being more cliché and less than adequate
in terms of expressing all things “pro column”.
I decided to revisit the subject when I didn’t feel so pressured to “put
out” (take that how you want to). Now
seems good.
PRO: I know a little bit about A LOT of
things AND I never pretend to know it all. This makes me a great
conversationalist. I’m genuinely
interested in most things and am willing to discuss anything we may disagree
on.
Con: I will remember what we talked about,
Research it, Then bring it up again later. Not because I’m trying to be a
douche and tell you “you were wrong” or have another debate, but I want to
share some information you at one point showed me you were interested in. This
MIIIIGHT get annoying if you are wrong a lot. :oP
PRO: I’m very down to
earth/low-maintenance/ non- materialistic.
Truthfully I could’ve made each of them their own point. But they all
equate to the main point of being down to earth. I don’t mind getting dirty. I love to have fun
and try new things. Lets discover some
shit, ya know!!
con: I bore easily. Entertain me.
PRO: I’m versatile. Formal Balls or a Basketball games, I’m
there! Don’t expect me to be uncomfortable. I make friends pretty easily. I
like people.
con: I’m actually pretty shy.
PRO: I’m very selfless. I’m very aware of
my place in the universe as a contributor to the lives of others. I want to help everybody and am constantly thinking
of ways to do so.
con: I forget about me. This can get stressful at times.
PRO: I’m a survivor. *cue destiny’s
child* I have so many stories of
strife and achievement. I don’t defeat
easy. This applies to everything. I’m a very resourceful and creative
individual. If there is something I
want, I’ll find a way to get or create it.
con: I don’t like tomatoes. (I couldn’t
think of anything relative. Sorry)
PRO: I’ll try (almost) anything once.
con: ALMOST, dammit!!
PRO: I present well. I take pride in my appearance and dress
appropriately while remaining fashion forward.
Let’s be honest, no one wants a scrub…unless they are one themselves.
con: I’m not letting you walk out of the
house with a wrinkled shirt. No seriously.
PRO: Open-minded and Free Thinker. I think for myself while being open to
learning new concepts from others. I
refuse to accept everything as it has presented for the majority of my
life. I’ve taken the red pill and
stepped outside of the matrix. Come
with?
con: If you think there a con to this,
Gownon back to the matrix. I’ll be here
when you are ready for this here red pill.
-à((()))
PRO: I have a
very strong belief that people who brag about their sex skills are absolutely
horrible in bed. So, …….……………………………………………………………………………………………………
Con:
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
PRO: *smirk*
con: No ya never
gonna get it.
PRO: I’m not predisposed to obesity. The benefits of
this are endless.
Con: If you like em thick, you’ll have to be patient.
PRO: I like to read.
con: I like to read everything.
Why the hell did I take the time to write this out?? Cause its important to know and ACCEPT yourself. This is applicable to all facets of life. As an individual is dating it's important to understand what you want as well as what you need. Me knowing that i'm open-minded and tolerant allows me to hold up a stop sign when someone expresses that they conservative and rigid. Knowing that I can be pretty selfless forces me to understand that a selfish person isn't going to work for me. I encourage everyone to take a similar inventory of yourself. Know what makes you awesome. When you know that you are, you wont accept anything less.