Prompt #1
Write a poem in the form of a recipe or horoscope.
Thursday Oct 30th 2012
Sagittarius:
Today will be a mixed bag.
Be aware of activities and people that are distracting. You may have low
energy and your patience will be short so stay away from unintelligent members
of the opposite sex. If you encounter
one, approach them, squat and yell “you going to jail today!” and the universe
will take care of the rest. As usual,
mercury is in retrograde so drink Gatorade because that rhymes and you may be
dehydrated. If you are not, drink it
anyway to prepare for a drought that will be occurring soon. This drought could be sex, water, money or
sex. Either way, you will need a
beverage. Change is also imminent but will only apply to everything. You will not need to prepare as long as the Gatorade
you drink is orange …like Mercury. If you
have a job, you will work tomorrow. If
not, you will be off. Creativity will be low so do not, I repeat DO NOT try to
write anything. It will be your worse
work, yet. Try not to beat yourself up …and
then drink some Gatorade. Lucky numbers:
68 & 1. Play them together to avoid the drought.
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